the 'sorryhouse', 'muumuuhouse' and popserial publishing groups are (i guess) responsible for all of the
altlit' scene i am currently familiar with. tao lin is the most famous member (and will remain the most famous, i think) and one of the affiliated attractive twenty something living in bk posted his number and is seeking socialization. i'm tempted to respond and start a long distance relationship with him. i want to 'catfish' him so i can end up on the mtv series of the same name and meet nev shulman and his whipping boy max. i want to date the former using my long distance bf as lure and the 'switcharoo' will be so unexpected that nev will agree to go on a date with me in order to boost the ratings of his show. we will bond over our indian heritage (although he is ethnically jewish; perhaps he is an arab). i will use this tv exposure to fuel my internet presence and give up on ever having to get a real job.
i like being a girl and i am sexually attracted to men but i a hidden penis to swing at things and take fun dick pics for my own photo library. men dont take advantage of their penises (except maybe by imposing it on others in a sexual way) to my knowledge, and i think i would enjoy having one for the 'fun and creative' things i would do to said penis. i want to somehow take the sexual power and connotation away from the penis and see it for what it truly is: a hilarious fat little worm that should be wearing tiny outfits and pretending to read a tiny newspaper.
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