Friday, February 1, 2013

meta-porn

addressing the viewer in porn and cheekily discussing the audience's presumed reactions and comments

currently watching videos of male porn stars using variously sized 'ridged long-necked dildos' on themselves with an unnamed lil black gay best friend. i think he might be the only lil black gai for a 2 mile radius and he is a perfect human being. i could write 100 pages about him so i will later. first we looked up all these super weird sex toys that ranged from adorable tiny pink and green butt plugs(?) and a vibrator that honestly looked exactly like an alarm clock. then we were on this site with like, very extremely too huge butt dildos that looked like they were carved out of huge chunks of candle wax and had dimensions like 11' long and 17' in circumference. what the fuck does 17' cm in circumference even look like. i couldnt picture it (even though i'm usually really really good at picturing things like that) and couldnt imagine why anybody would ever want to use something like that on themselves or on anyone else (even though i'm really good at imagining things like that). we watched a video of a squat and muscular pale man using one on himself. with a pained expression on himself he sort of just sat on it until it sort of 1/2 way went in. the 2 minute video (on the company website for these products) was extremely depressing the 40 minutes of 'porn for women' we watched before that was also pretty depressing. not sure when the 'sexiness' of sex occurs to me


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